Henry Green being very adorable.
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The Fault In Our Stars / It smells like tears and pain. on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/ZLaaSt
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
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so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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a map of america drawn from memory
yeah
i live in america and this is completely accurate
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
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OH THE CUTENESSS
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“Friends” reunion alert! Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox got together for “Ellen.”
THAT WAS GLORIOUS.
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