when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
To Affect is an Action. Effect is a quality that Ensues after being affected.
A must come before E.
That may be confusing to other people, but that’s always how I remembered it.
what happened to sue’s baby
wat happened to burt’s cancer
What happened to Carole
what happened to glee
who am I
can we not
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too