- i am a chris colfer fan
- i am a darren fan
- i do not give a fuck about mia or will
- i do not have anything against them
- but i do not have to like them
- because i love chris
- and i love darren
just
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teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
(via nickoffermen)
sometimes i forget that ‘i do’ is a real episode and not a fanfic.
like, we actually got kurt and blaine making out in a car.
it actually happened. it’s a real thing.
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Sophia Grace & Rosie were our Blue Carpet Correspondants for the Billboard Music Awards! They may have gotten a little more than they bargained for.
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
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